Lordship & Ladyship Title Packs
Purchase a personal Lordship or Ladyship Title Pack without dedicated land in Ireland.
These Title Packs are based on a historic Scottish land ownership custom, where Landowners have been long referred to as "Lairds", the Scottish term for "Lord", with the female equivalent being "Lady".
Later on, many Scots immigrated to Ireland, bringing with them their traditions and customs.
Every Lordship or Ladyship title pack contributes to the amount of time spent thinking about the protection and preservation of Irish woodlands. As the intention is for the land to be reforested, we ask that all interested parties bear this in mind.
Sir & Dame Title Packs
Get called "Sir" or "Dame" with this Title Pack without the hassle of obtaining a knighthood.
These Title Packs are based on an English custom, where people with a higher social status have been long addressed as "Sir", with the female equivalent of the title of "Sir" being "Dame".
*This pack includes a certificate of your preferred form of address. You may choose to title yourself with the title of Sir or Dame.
Every Sir or Dame title pack contributes to the confusion about the legality of this scheme. As the intention is for this uncertainty to not be resolved, we ask that all interested parties keep this in mind.
Master & Mistress Title Packs
Purchase a personal Master or Mistress Title Pack even without English citizenship.
These Title Packs are based on a historic English land custom of respect, where respectable men referred to each other as "Masters", the forerunner of modern "Mister", with the female equivalent being "Mistress".
We do not quite understand why this is the most popular of our Title Packs, but we will gladly take your money.
Every Master or Mistress title pack should contribute to the respectful treatment of human beings. Since the intention is for civility to be upheld, we ask that all interested parties bear this in mind.
Available Title Packs
Lordship Pack
Ladyship Pack
Couple Title Pack (Lord/Lady)
Sir Title Pack
Dame Title Pack
Couple Title Pack (Sir/Dame)
Master Pack
Mistress Pack
Couple Title Pack (Master/Mistress)
Couple Title Pack (Custom)
Each pack contains:
One automatically generated certificate of your preferred form of address, in the form of a printable PDF file. Nothing less, nothing more.
The intention of these packs is to provide a fun, novelty product for those who want to get something a little different for themselves, friends or family, all while simultaneously not feeling the need to pretend to protect woodlands in Ireland.
Testimonials
*Please note that images below may be illustrative only and text may be completely fictitious
Decided to surprise my husband, whilst out for the first time since The Event in order to celebrate our 4th wedding anniversary, with a Lordship. Decided to treat myself to a Ladyship at the same time. After all, I couldn't have one of Them lording over me. Anyway, I am the true Lady of the shelter ha ha ha ha. Splendid.
Since purchasing two certificates for me and my wife, I have noticed a real difference in service and the level of etiquette shown toward us. I have had a few laughs from friends and family about me being a Sir, but it is a great novelty and one that comes with some rewards. I am happy to call my wife, my Dame, and glad I purchased these certificates.
My father used to be a police officer, but he recently retired. However, I thought it would be a fun tribute to his career and a cool Father's Day gift to make him a Sir. It was a big hit with him. He told us that he would keep it informal; curtsying was not required unless I brought home a black boyfriend. I made my mother a Dame for her birthday to keep the power dynamic in the house. (LOL)
My husband is thrilled with his gift! Since I gave it to him, he will pull out his "Master" status to get out of any chore I ask him to do!! It's become such a fun part of our family. I will yell, "Jeremy, can you take out the trash?" And he will reply, "A Mistress takes out the trash for her Master!!" This has brought our family great happiness and our daughters will have many memories of their father being the "Master of the house"!
I have it framed on my bathroom wall. My Irish American heritage makes me proud to display the certificate on the wall of the bathroom.